Out of Pocket Things to Say
Please note that “out of pocket” comments are often unexpected, shocking, or slightly inappropriate, and can sometimes offend others. It’s important to be mindful of your audience and the context when using such remarks. Here are some examples that are quirky but aim to stay lighthearted:
- “If I were a vegetable, I’d be a mushroom because I’m a fungi.”
- “If I were invisible for a day, I’d go to a bakery and rearrange all the doughnuts into a smiley face.”
- “Do you think if Pinocchio said ‘My nose will grow now,’ it would cause a paradox?”
- “Sometimes I like to think that clouds are actually giant marshmallows.”
- “If I could have any animal as a pet, I’d choose a T-Rex. Imagine taking that for a walk!”
- “Do you think cats ever look at us and think, ‘Wow, they can’t even clean themselves without water?’”
- “If you could talk to a famous person’s pet, whose pet would it be and what would you ask?”
- “Why is it called a ‘building’ if it’s already built? Shouldn’t it be called a ‘built’?”
- “Do you think fish know they’re always wet? Or is it just their version of normal?”
- “If you had to choose between fighting one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses, which would you pick and why?”
These comments are meant to be amusing and unexpected, but it’s always a good idea to gauge the mood and appropriateness before sharing them.